Funny Quotes BVB

"Correct: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer!" - Ashley Purdy

" I just switched my phone to airplane mode, but when I threw it in the air it didn't fly..Worst Transformer Ever..." - Ashley Purdy

"If you cross a pickle with a female deer...You get a dill-doe!" -Ashley Purdy

"Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!..." -Ashley Purdy

"Yeah Jake and Jinxx play guitars, Andy sings, I run around topless and play for the ladies." - Ashley Purdy

"Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back." - Andy Biersack

interviewer - "What do you miss the most at home while your on tour?"
Jnixx- "My girlfriend"
Jake- "My dog."
CC- "Yeah, my dog"
Jnixx- "My snakes"
Jake- " I don't have a girlfriend at home...I miss my dog...My dogs my girlfriend."
Jnixx- "YOur dog is your girlfriend."
Interviwer- "Exactly" Laughs
CC- "EWWWWWW"


Interviwer- "WHat are some of the pranks you have done on pass tours?"
Jake & CC talk at same time "Blah Blah" Look at each other then
CC- "Full a water bottle with vinger?"
Jake- "What? We haven't done that?"
CC- "Well I have"
Jake- "WHen?"
CC- Laughs "DOn't worry about it."
Jake- "Ow man, I'm not drinking any more of the water bottles, I'm only drinking the ones that are...closed"

Me"I need a mattress pad" Ash "check out this skull!!, And it lights up!!" Me "SOLD!!!!" - Jake Pitts

"I.. was right, in the middle of a reptile zoo!!" ashleypurdy - Jake Pitts

Fighting for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.. -Ashley Purdy

"So, I was completely in control...and then I started talking to this chair" hahahaha ashleypurdy - Jake Pitts

#ccqotd @jakepittsbvb "This is how pornos start!" lmao - CC

Woman walking her dog in front of my house and screaming into her phone "you're damn right you got me pregnant bitch!" -Andy Biersack

My first thought: I was unaware that cell phones had the capacity to impregnate. My second thought: you're an idiot Andy

"Real people do what they want...not what they can." Make it happen and live as you should -CC

Practice safe text, use commas! -Ashley Purdy

Lady in rite aid freaking out "I need my patch I'm bleeding" wtf? - Jake Pitts

The common missconseption about me? Well as most of you know. I am not female -Ashley Purdy

"yeh, so everyone in BVB is gettin song title Tattoo's. Guess I'll get "Perfect Weapon" tattooed on my penis... ha ha.. " - Ashley Purdy